The Whistler (website)/July 1998

Summer Fun Edition

July [17th], 1998

Summer Whistler Taken Over By Students
Students from around the world are helping to keep The Whistler on the presses over the summer months. Stories about their schools, friends, and personal hopes and dreams will be highlighted throughout the issue. Ms. Tinydahl, WPJH's own Language Arts teacher, will also institute a Poetry Page for budding Shakespeares (see page 4).

If you have a story about what you're doing over the summer, about your plans for the coming school year -- or just anything interesting going on in your life, send it in via the Be A Reporter activity. The Whistler will try to publish as many as possible. --The Editor

Local Teen Set For Fame?
by AshleighLynn

Nicole Whittaker, of Whispering Pines Jr. High [sic], was recently "discovered" when teen heartthrob Lenny DiCornocopio came to the local area to begin filming a movie. Sources say that Nicole was flirting with resident WPJH ufologist, Arnold Zeitbaum, when one of Zeitbaum's rockets accidentally exploded near the filming of the movie. Producers, directors, cast and crew came running to the site of the explosion, where they found a frantic Nicole reapplying "Very Berry Strawberry" lip gloss, green eye shadow, pink blush, etc. Zeitbaum's hair was standing straight up, his glasses were broken and his face was black with soot.

"That's the one!" cried DiCornocopio, pointing at Whittaker. They needed a teenage girl for a small but crucial role in the movie. The actress that had the part, Miss Claira Danish, was scared off by Mavis Wartella-Depew's attempt to channel the sun and moon to collide so she could "see something cool." Mavis is being counseled, and Zeitbaum's temporarily suspending his rocket launching, but Whittaker will NOT give up acting.

Zeitbaum started collecting rockets after he developed a MAJOR crush on Rockett Movado. A press release from Whittaker states, "As if! I would NEVER flirt with a guy -- if you can call ARNOLD a guy -- with THAT kind of complexion!" Nicole also commented on DiCornocopio. "He's a MAJOR hottie! We're in L-U-V with each other right now."

As Zeitbaum pointed out, "LOVE is spelled L-O-V-E," Nicole ran off chasing him and that was the end of that!

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