The Whistler (website)/September 1997

Volume 2 September 10, 1997

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Last Friday was not a good one for new 7th grader Rachel Redman - but fortunately the "sixth sense" of another student saved the day. Unfamiliar with Whistling Pines, Rachel apparently entered the janitor's storage closet in the back corridor and was locked in.

It wasn't until 8th grader Mavis Wartella-Depew sensed trouble that anyone even realized Rachel was missing. According to Ms. Depew, "I felt something was wrong and that it was about a new person at Whistling Pines. My sixth sense told me it wasn't Rockett, though. I knew it had to be a 7th grader who didn't know their way around yet."

Mavis notified principal Mrs. Herrera, who quickly discovered that Rachel hadn't been present in any of her afternoon classes. Concerned, Mrs. Herrera let Mavis use her psychic powers to track Rachel down in the janitor's closet. Mr. Baldus was on the scene when Rachel was released from the closet and exclaimed, "WHOA! Way to go, Mavis! You are a veritable bloodhound!"

Reports are conflicting about how the mishap occurred. Authorities believe Rachel was accidentally locked in when she entered the closet and shut the door behind her. What does Rachel say? "No way!" According to her, she was locked in by her stepsister -- 8th grade soccer ace Dana Sinclair -- who then fled the area. "She ran away and I could hear her laughing, even though I was screaming and afraid." A wide-eyed Dana denies the charge. "Why would I do such a wicked thing to my little sister?" Only the two sisters know the real truth.

Baldus & Tinydahl Announce Poetry Competition
Our two favorite Language Arts teachers have joined forces to test the talents of the Whistling Pines student body. So get out your pens, students! Mr. Nathan U. Baldus and Mrs. Penelope Tinydahl announced yesterday that they want student poetry submissions for the first annual Woodpecker Poetry Prize. All 7th and 8th grade students are eligible to submit up to three poems, on any subject. The deadline for submissions is the Wednesday before Thanksgiving vacation begins. Our illustrious teachers will each select their top five favorite poems and then the entire faculty will vote to determine the grand prize winner and three runners-up. Submit your literary masterpieces now! Prize details will be published here in another issue and Mr. Baldus says, "Winners will get something reeeeally groovy-cool!!" Uh huh.

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