Cleve Goodstaff/Treasures

The following is an incomplete list of all of the treasures associated with Cleve on the Purple Moon Place website.

Cleve's Secret Steph Snap
''I think they were talking about words, but I'd say in this case it could be a thousand LAUGHS! Or maybe even dollars, if you get my drift. Because this has to be the juiciest snap of Princess Stephanie ever taken. My squirt brother actually went over and rang Steph's doorbell early Saturday a.m…why she was dumb enough to answer, I guess we'll never know. Snoozin' on her feet, maybe. But I think this is going to get the Clevemeister a whole lot of positive attention from certain girls for the rest of the summer. At least!''

Cleve's Black Book
''A popular guy like me can't remember everybody's phone number, so I keep this little black book. But it is totally M.E.O. (My Eyes Only) so take a hike, why don't you? There is nothing here that would interest a girl, anyway! Uh…okay, so yeah, that's a girl's number, and yeah, her name, too…Just a certain girl. A high school girl. No, nothing special…really. I don't even remember drawing all that stuff...much.''

Cleve's Shark Necklace
''Maybe you think only girls wear necklaces, but if so, you're "hupo." This is a puka shell necklace with a real shark's tooth fossil in the middle. Did you know that sharks are millions of years old, and that they used to be like as big as whales? Aui! Their teeth were sometimes 6" long! This one is only 2" long, but it still belonged to a Great White a long time ago…Sharks are always losing and growing new teeth, so it's easy to find old ones on the beach. As long as they're on the beach, and not in my surfboard, ea? Aloha!''

Cleve's Sport Stereo
''Otherwise, how would I stay awake in class? Only kidding (NOT!)…I tried to tell Weaseldorf I was listening to something educational, like a recreation of famous naval battles, but he didn't buy it. Actually, it was Arrow and the Explorers laying down some pre-Dance demo tracks. She gave it to me months ago, and I just haven't been able to give it back. Which is a compliment, since I don't usually listen to chick groups beyond what's forced onto me via radio waves.''

Cleve's Raven Valentine
''My heart's hoping You'll WAVE at me, Valentine!''

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[The bolded text is written in a Monoalphabetic Substitution Cypher. When decoded, it reads:]

Felicia: ''Maybe we can go to the beach next weekend? See you at lunchtime! Cleve''

Lost Treasures

 * Ta_cleve_poster.gif's up all time, as far as I'm concerned!