The Whistler (website)/May 1999

Spring Song Edition

May, 1999

School Play Starts Tryouts
Spring has sprung, and you know what that means -- it's time for this year's School Play!

Language Arts teacher Mrs. Tinydahl is once again stepping in as drama coach for this exciting event. Mr. Baldus will be in charge of props and set design.

"We don't know exactly WHICH play we will be doing," said Mrs. Tinydahl, "but it will definitely be something by William Shakespeare. His poetic words are the stuff of legend..."

"I don't care WHAT my lines are, I just want to wear one of those romantic costumes," confided Whitney Weiss. "With puffy sleeves and a ruffled collar...(sigh). They're so dreamy."

Male students had a slightly different opinion. Said Bo Pezanski: "Sure, chicks look da bomb in those dresses...but I am NOT wearin' those stocking things and balloon pants! That is way uncool, if ya ask me."

School counselor Spirulina Wheatgrass will be sewing up the lavish outfits, with some help from the Home Ec class. "I'll try to make the boys comfortable, but you can't change history, now can you? I mean, you wouldn't wear a sweatsuit to a disco, would you?"

Students are being asked to help out with painting sets, lighting the stage, ushering, and refreshments. So it was a surprise to Arnold Zeitbaum when his assistance was given a thumbs down. "For some reason, they weren't interested in using my special effects!" said Zeitbaum. "You know...like fog or cannon fire or bubbling cauldrons...I don't get it. I've got LOTS of experience with FX!"

The experience may be the reason, said Principal Herrera. "Four children nearly lost their eyebrows the last time Arnold staged an explosion. He's a good student, but sometimes a little over-enthusiastic."

However, Arnold is free to try out for a part, as are all WPJH students, beginning next week. In addition, students will be given an opportunity to VOTE on the play of their choice!

This reporter will keep you informed as things develop!

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