The Whistler (website)/January 1999

Heartsafire Edition

January, 1999

Battle Of The Bands
by Wolf DuBois

Next month is the big Valentine's Day Dance. Who's going to supply the tunes? Well, that's what WPJH's "Battle Of The Bands" is all about! You listen, you like, you choose... Easy, right?

Well, if you're like me and you happen to have a lot of talented friends, you might find yourself in my awkward position - I've got friends on BOTH sides of the Battle of the Bands! Luckily, both groups are behaving almost like civilized musicians...

"I'll be happy no matter who wins," said Arrow Mayfield, "but Ruben's band is going down!"

Asked how he felt about possibly losing to a girl group, Ruben Rosales replied, "Hey, I'm an enlightened guy. I got no problem with that." Smiling wide, Rosales continued, "Naturally, I won't have a problem watching the chicas lose, either."

Rockett Wins Dance Design Contest!
by Arrow Mayfield

Everyone's favorite new girl, Rockett Movado, has once again proved that she is one awesome artist. After submitting her Valentine's Dance decorations ideas to the competition, her theme - Caribbean Heartscapade - was the outstanding winner. If you remember last year's disastrous Punk Rock Rodeo theme, this is good news. Rockett has promised to turn our gym into a tropical island for the night's festivities. "I watched a program about the Caribbean on Public TV," Rockett said in an exclusive interview with The Whistler, "and it gave me lots of neat ideas for decorations. But I can't believe I won!" An evening on an exotic island? Sounds like paradise.

Volunteers are needed to help with the decorations, so please sign up and give Rockett the support she needs.

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