The Whistler (website)/August 1998

Dog Days of Summer Edition

August, 1998

Anonymous Student Shines In Pig Fiasco
Have you ever had an experience that you knew had to be dealt with immediately? I did... Three months ago we were in the middle of a huge science unit on biology in school and the big day had come! We had to dissect... A PIG! We were going along pretty well, a few of us had gotten nauseous but the majority of us were okay. In the back of the room, a boy from my class started to look a little green and the teacher told him to sit down. He sat down like she said and when he looked a little better, the teacher left the room to go Xerox a few copies. We all went back to work but I decided to keep an eye on him. About a minute after the teacher left, the boy began to turn blue. Thinking he wasn't doing too well, I went over to him and as I approached him, he fainted! I ran the rest of the way and kneeled down next to him. By this time the whole class had gathered around him. I was worried but I took charge. I started giving orders... "Go get that," "Find the teacher," "Water, I need water!" Everyone stood there for like 10 seconds and then ran to retrieve the items. We came together as a class and soon the teacher was back and the boy was fine. The teacher and everyone else thanked me and I felt really special. I was glad I took charge! :)

''Good job, student! Wish you'd included your screen name so we could give you credit for this story! --The Editor''

The Saga Continues....Cleve And Waif?
by JediJaina Cleve Goodstaff was seen yesterday flirting on the set of "The Well" with leading lady Waif Winston. Miss Winston is apparently taking an interest in Cleve, because she missed her take chatting with him outside her trailer. Rumor has it that Cleve may be trying to snag a part as an extra, but this is yet to be confirmed. Coincidentally, a bouquet of roses and a card signed "You Know Who" appeared in Waif's trailer later that day.

'''Congrats to the winner of our "Happy Birthday Princess" contest! You can read her winning greeting in Nicole's birthday card!'''

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